Drama Sheriff

Middle Back of stage. slowly creep forward objet dart saying the line. Looking at each three resolve in the eyes.
It was a time of crisis (PAUSE) a time of misadventure (PAUSE) the country needed a hero. (Be in front of chair)

unneeded Extra read all ab off it, blood! suggest! Financial meltdown (fall down on chair.)

SHERIFF:
Hmm What to say...(RISE FROM CHAIR, use comprehensive as a mic) People of Notingham... (pause)My fellow Nottinghamiens. I am the Sheriff, the Sheriff of Ntingham. And i promise not to catch in that brisk hunting tax, Yes.... And once im elected d won the votes ill bring in the hunting tax. Yes, yes, the population will love that.

dude: (eehh hemmm)Sheriff, News... (umbrella as the script) King Richard himself has announced that the Sheriff Notingham has lost his touch. He said.

world-beater: (POINTING WITH UMBRELLA) Youre only crime is listening to idiots, you have always been calendar week willed.

SQUIRE: The king will allow the Sheriff to remain in his position, but...

SHERIFF: (HAND RUBBING FACE) Ehhhh, remind me whhhhy I hired you PR swell? Uppbbupbupbupbup

SHERIFF: Youre job, is to trick, deceive and manipulate the Nottinghamiens into voting for me. And that doesnt involve reading out LAST (JAB) WEEKS (JAB) NEWS (JAB) Now tell me Squire, and please (pause, riffle on eybrow) enthrall!



Who is the f arst Sheriff of them all?

SQUIRE: Why you are sir.

SHERIFF: Precisley, which is why I dont understand what I, the great Sheriff of Nottingham, have make to deserve this demotion. I mean I can learn why Kevin 07 was let go, he was a drunken swot who couldnt even remember a good darkness (on side, raise umbrella for a penis) at the strippers.

SQUIRE: Well, Sir Sheriff. In the space of a very, (jump back) short time many people have been (creepy voice, umbrella stab) MURDER (slice throat), not to mention the serious death (stand, pull umbrella out) of Robin Hood.

Sheriff: (Walking backwards) It wasnt my fault. I asked jackass (turn around) to do one...If you want to get a full essay, lay out it on our website: Ordercustompaper.com



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